Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1409 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. But here’s the twist – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get ready to dance the night away with creepers and skeletons!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama? If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – candy mountains, candy trees, even candy creepers! Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might end up in a sugar coma.
So what are you waiting for? Join depresso today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you eat too much candy, that is).
