DepressoCraft: Anxiety Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3431
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
New Chunks Explored:	399625	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	580289	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	97
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1332	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Animals Bred:	70	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	1975
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	539	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Votes:	2862	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	2854
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	743054
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Void Gems Collected:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crops Grown:	7990
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!