DepressedCraft: Mind & Body | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZelenskyyCraft2022

activism, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, FIX, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, intervention, leadership, Musk, Politics, Polls, public opinion, social media, Support, Technology, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft2022

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?

join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, animalistic, attention seeking, attraction, Balls, Behavior, bellowing, breedable, Bull, Bulls, DOMINANCE, exhibitionism, Femanons, HERD, Masculinity, mating, primal, Provocative, Public, Roar, scattering, Social, societal norms, Wild

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Buildings Constructed:	48
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

PixelPalsCraft

90s games, arcade games, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood pastimes, classic games, computer games, dos games, early gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, interactive entertainment, Nostalgia, old school gaming, pixelated graphics, PixelPalsCraft, pre-2000s, retro games, video games, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	505300
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Remember those good old days when you were just a wee lad or lass playing computer games on your ancient desktop? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a castle so magnificent that it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to all who find it. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So what are you waiting for? Dust off your old computer, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Elastic Crafty Minds

Crafty, elastic, elasticity, elasticity theory, material analysis, material behavior, material deformation, material elasticity, material engineering, material flexibility, material properties, material strength, material testing, materials science, mechanical properties, Minds.., molecular dynamics, molecular materials, Molecular structure, new understanding, research, scientific discovery

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	774034	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4150	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Hell’s Pit

Adapt, alliances, Anarchy, Battleground, BUILD, destroy, Fight, HellS, Ip:, Minecraft, Pit, Raid, Raw, Resets, restrictions, Risk, Server, Shape, Tnt, Trust, Unfiltered, VAULT, Wasteland

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4588	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Hell’s Pit Server Overview

Description	Hell’s Pit is a lawless wasteland where only the strongest survive. No rules, TNT Duping, vault resets every hour, no restrictions—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft. Build, destroy, raid, and fight your way to the top. The world is yours to shape, if you can hold onto it.
Spawn	Spawn is a battleground, trust is a rare commodity, and alliances are temporary. Adapt or be erased.
Server Info	IP: mc.hells-pit.comDiscord: none yet

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, Hell’s Pit is a pure anarchy server with no rules.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	No, there are no restrictions on gameplay.
How often are vault resets?	Vault resets occur every hour.
Is there a Discord server for Hell’s Pit?	Currently, there is no Discord server.

Luminous Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, cost, Covenant, danger, deadly, Fatal, hazardous, Isles, Life, life-threatening, luminous, OMINOUS, Peril, Perilous, precarious, Risk, threat, Treacherous, Unsafe, Warning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	935
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, CraftyCreeperz, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life wisdom, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyRussianAggro, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, G7, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, objections, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Statement, summit, Tension, territorial dispute, U.S, world affairs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	1749	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	7985
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	100
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BalticCableBreachCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBreachCraft, cyber attack, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital infrastructure, Espionage, internet connectivity, Investigating, investigation, maritime security, national security, Nordic countries, possible breach, prime minister, security breach, submarine cable, Surveillance, Sweden, telecommunications, undersea cable

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Epic Drugs Server 2024

drug approvals, drug development, drug distribution, drug efficacy, drug innovation, drug manufacturing, drug market, drug marketing, drug monitoring, Drug research, drug safety, drug testing, Drugs, EMA, Epic, FDA, Healthcare, medical advancements, MHRA, Novel drugs, pharmaceuticals, regulatory agencies, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	811390

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Bigoceancraft server minecraft

administrators, Bigoceancraft, comfortable game, Events, Failure of the Ship, Fly, Minecraft, Ocean, Players, plot linenia, Server, Starter Kit, Velikenov, young pirate

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Description of server, young pirate! Show what you are capable of! Our server has 1 plot linenia, entitled “Failure of the Ship.” As Visa has probably already noticed, the server on the subject of the ocean. Yes, and not the expanse of the ocean, but Velikenov! If you have any questions, ask the administrators on the server. We eat for you to make the most comfortable game, which is in our efforts. Events will take place when 7 or more players. At least 2 administrators should be beaten for the event. And the players, at least 5. We will receive Fly (Fly) who entered the given server.

BigOceanCraft.aternos.me

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo community, VShojo members, VShojo vtubers, Vtuber, zen

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most batshit crazy Minecraft server ever! Join us to discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. We’ve got Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These guys are like the Avengers of vtubers, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

If you’re into dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just want to join the extended family, we’ve got channels for that too. Plus, we have an entire thread dedicated to the former members because once you join, you’re family for life.

So hop on this Minecraft server and prepare to question your sanity as we dive into the world of VShojo and vtubers. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s make some memories that will leave you wondering, “Did that really happen?”

MomStopBoyToyLOL

advice, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotions, Empathy, family, Maturity, mom, MomStopBoyToyLOL, personal space, relationships, self-care, separation, Support, Telling, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	165	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

CraftyZelenskiy2020

Alliance, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskiy2020, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20, global politics, international relations, negotiations, peace bid, Political Support, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine, Unity, us allies, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	8863
Ores Mined:	5073	Votes:	3517
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Farms Harvested:	934

lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anxiety, faggot board, humblebrag, kill yourself, lack of self-awareness, midwit, MysticCraft, Realm, scapegoat, Selfsuck, sissy, smartypants, woe is me

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cringe lords and dopey self-suck scapegoats of the world. We don’t tolerate midwits with “muh anxiety” here, only true chaotic energy. Let your inner failure shine in a world where being incredibly smart is a curse and being a complete derp is celebrated. Embrace the chaos and join us in a realm where self-awareness is optional and humblebragging is a way of life. Don’t be a smartypants, be a derpypants on our server!

Players:	94/900	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1052	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4