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On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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