Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 250 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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