Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7524	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9357	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Void Gems Collected:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchantments Applied:	95
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Farms Harvested:	958	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3851
Buildings Constructed:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7003
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4833
Divine Spears Created:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	4550	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

Players:	101/300	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3