Are you tired of feeling like the world is ending and nothing exciting is happening? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we guarantee non-stop action and adventure that will make you forget all about those pesky elections!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build towering castles that will make even the creepers jealous, and make friends with fellow players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

So why wait for the elections to be over when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities right now? Join our server and let the fun begin! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough that will bring a little sparkle back into your life.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 237
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Gender Options Minecraft SMP

    Gender Options Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer two gender options? Look no further, because on our server, we offer THREE gender options! That’s right, we’re so woke that even our character creation screen is inclusive.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Romance Craft Minecraft Server

    Romance Craft Minecraft Server
    In the year 2023, love was in the air on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

    Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!

    We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?

    So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

    Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition
    Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Buildings Constructed: 45

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

    Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

    But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8075 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Short Kings Minecraft Server

    Short Kings Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

    Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

    Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

    Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

    Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

    So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

    Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

    But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

    If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

    No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

    New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

    Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty World – Minecraft Server

    Crafty World – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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