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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Divine Spears Created: 28 Enchantments Applied: 281

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
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