yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s wild, man. but the best part is, if you join this server, all your depression will be cured! like, for real, we got scientists studying your brain waves and stuff, and they found out that playing on our server can totally fix your treatment-resistant depression. it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join us and let’s get rid of those sad vibes together, one block at a time!
DepressCraft: Brainwave Edition

MineTears: DisneyCryfest
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry like a Disney movie? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy instead! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated wonderland where you can build your own castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil dragons with nothing but a carrot! Trust us, you’ll be crying tears of laughter as you navigate our wacky challenges and make friends with talking animals. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!Nomad Nation

Minecraft Server Overview
Name Newly started server Difficulty Hard Features Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Homes, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena Active Players 15-20 Location East coast USA with European players Server Discord Join Discord FAQ
Question Answer What is the server difficulty? Hard Can bedrock players join? Yes, bedrock players can also play on the server Is there a whitelist? No, but joining the Discord is required What are some notable features? Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena Is there a minimum age requirement? Players must be 18+ CongestedCraft – Breathe Through Your Pixels
Are you tired of being judged for your unique breathing style? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to breathe however they want! No deviated septum discrimination here, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so exciting, it’ll clear up your congestion in no time. So come on over and let your nose breathe freely while you conquer virtual worlds with us!MorningGr8fulMC SMP
OMG guys, you like waking up in the morning? Well, imagine waking up in our Minecraft SMP and being greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Like, who wouldn’t want to join our server where the llamas are the real MVPs?But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who shoots fireballs from his beak to protect us from creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies who love to breakdance.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures ever, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

