yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s wild, man. but the best part is, if you join this server, all your depression will be cured! like, for real, we got scientists studying your brain waves and stuff, and they found out that playing on our server can totally fix your treatment-resistant depression. it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join us and let’s get rid of those sad vibes together, one block at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Zombie Dances: 10
Magic Items Found: 7130 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY