yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s wild, man. but the best part is, if you join this server, all your depression will be cured! like, for real, we got scientists studying your brain waves and stuff, and they found out that playing on our server can totally fix your treatment-resistant depression. it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join us and let’s get rid of those sad vibes together, one block at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Falling into the Void: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 282 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

    BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

    StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!
    Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

    Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

    Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

    And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Runes Activated: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

    Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

    Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

    Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ores Mined: 5960
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

    Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9570
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

    Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 New Chunks Explored: 933536
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

    HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

    Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!
    Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

    Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

    But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Animals Bred: 72
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

    Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Zombie Dances: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 185 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 424
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

    Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

    Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!
    Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

    Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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