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The Blocky Incest Palace

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2164	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	2505
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ores Mined:	9034
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Crops Grown:	2217
Ores Mined:	1919	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	4804
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	700560	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6756	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Animals Bred:	127

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	500306	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1