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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5793 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 408 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.
So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!