Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
93/500 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
37 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
2 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
7 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: |
5 |
Void Armor Forged: |
30 |
New Chunks Explored: |
199693 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
32 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
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