Are you tired of dealing with those pesky Europeans in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all Europeans because, let’s face it, they are demons! Join us in our quest to rid the virtual world of their evil ways and build a community free from their destructive tendencies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers to banish any European players who dare to enter. So come on, join us and let’s show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 264246
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

    The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"
    Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

    Jesus Mason Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

    Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like SamMc ?

    What are Minecraft servers like SamMc
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    Some similar Minecraft servers to SamMc include: 1. Mineplex – Known for its large player base and diverse range of mini-games, Mineplex offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay options. 2. Hypixel – Renowned for its custom minigames and unique quests, Hypixel is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic and engaging server experience. 3. The Hive – With its focus on competitive gameplay and fast-paced action, The Hive attracts players looking for intense PvP battles and challenging obstacles. 4. CubeCraft – Featuring a variety of mini-games and creative building modes, CubeCraft appeals to players seeking both competitive and relaxed gaming experiences. 5. Lifeboat Network – Known for its survival games and role-playing servers, Lifeboat Network offers a wide range of gameplay options for players of all interests.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have reimagined the game as a crutches edition! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, now you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with crutches!

    Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Emeralds Found: 7897

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

    Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP
    Meet our hero and the titular protagonist of the hit series Chainsaw Man, but in Minecraft form! Join our wacky SMP where instead of chopping down trees with an axe, you use a chainsaw like a true lumberjack extraordinaire!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

    Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mom’s MineCraft Server

    Mom’s MineCraft Server
    Are you and your mom like two peas in a pod? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can team up with your mom and take on the virtual world together! Build epic structures, battle fearsome mobs, and show everyone that mother-son/daughter duos are the ultimate power team in the gaming universe. Join now and make your mom proud by dominating the leaderboards with your unbeatable teamwork!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back

    Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.

    But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server

    KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos begins! Join now and become the new Great III of the Minecraft world.

    Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • End of Humanity Minecraft SMP

    End of Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?

    Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

    New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1265 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

    But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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