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Players: 92/300 Votes: 3616
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Potions Brewed: 180 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5427
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Farms Harvested: 646
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 4451
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9396
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 200
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5887
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Runes Activated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6228
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3536
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 4002
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 296
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Potions Brewed: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7341
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5666 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4424
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 107 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 7517
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9060
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Votes: 4506 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 507
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3533 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1773
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 3646
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1287 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 9360
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 465 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 8428
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Crops Grown: 8898
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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