lolz come join our epic minecraft server where biden asks americans to recommit to democracy in normandy cliff speech LMAO. why join? well, because biden himself will be there giving speeches on cliffs in minecraft, like, how cool is that? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds and fight off evil creepers with biden by your side. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to recommit to democracy in the most epic way possible. let’s goooo! 🤣🔥🇺🇸

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

    IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

    Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version:1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

    Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

    A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

    Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Farms Harvested: 600 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Dragon Scales Harvested: 335
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 New Chunks Explored: 743187
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 239 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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