lolz come join our epic minecraft server where biden asks americans to recommit to democracy in normandy cliff speech LMAO. why join? well, because biden himself will be there giving speeches on cliffs in minecraft, like, how cool is that? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds and fight off evil creepers with biden by your side. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to recommit to democracy in the most epic way possible. let’s goooo! 🤣🔥🇺🇸

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Void Armor Forged: 15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

    EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me
    Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Villages Defended: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

    Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

    Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3426 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

    Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Zombie Dances: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

    Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!
    Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

    So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 444255 Dragon Scales Harvested: 418
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

    MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 40 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Players Killed by Monsters: 2869

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

    SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 60 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 185 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3620 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

    OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

    Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6068 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

    Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

    Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4796 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

    MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

    Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

    HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4033 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Potions Brewed: 168
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

    LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

    Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

    Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

    Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

    BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

    Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

    Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2442 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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