lolz come join our epic minecraft server where biden asks americans to recommit to democracy in normandy cliff speech LMAO. why join? well, because biden himself will be there giving speeches on cliffs in minecraft, like, how cool is that? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds and fight off evil creepers with biden by your side. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to recommit to democracy in the most epic way possible. let’s goooo! 🤣🔥🇺🇸

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 22 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Buildings Constructed: 45
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

    Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

    MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

    And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Gods Slained: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

    Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Star Shards Collected: 110
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

    Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

    Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

    Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

    So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

    Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Farms Harvested: 921
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

    Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 170
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

    Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!
    Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Farms Harvested: 281
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

    Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Cows & Creepers

    Crafty Cows & Creepers
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Brits Gone Wild

    Brits Gone Wild
    Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

    So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Enchantments Applied: 299
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5831 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

    Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355
    Mines Excavated: 4075 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Farms Harvested: 884 Runes Activated: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

    MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

    Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

    Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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