Demise MC

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Demise MC or DMC for short is a factions, Mcmmo, PVP, events server. We have factions, so you can create your own group and invite your friends to get revenge on that annoying player you’ve wanted to raid. With all the chaos going on you can always just sit out in the wild to just survive, but still watch your step because PvP is allowed everywhere on the server(except spawn)! The spawn has everything you need to begin your journey on GriefLand: Rule room (alternatively, you can use /rules for a updated version) We’re currently running on the economy system using essentials, use /help for a list of commands that are available to you. Check your balance with bal, and check out the richest players in the server with /baltop. Work hard to gain ranks and status with McMMO. Partake in friendly events!

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CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	123
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9459
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	102

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ores Mined:	3722
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Emeralds Found:	2566
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Towns Built:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Votes:	8308
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!

Seraph’s Wild

active community, Biomes, custom advancements, Custom Items, discord server, Dungeons, Land Claims, nether rehauls, new mobs, proximity chat, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Staff Members, Wild

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Farms Harvested:	732
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Server Name	Seraph’s Wild
Server Type	Semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server

Overview

Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay while keeping everything server-side. You can join straight into the server without needing any mods.

Features

Custom items and biomes with unique effects
New mobs with cool attacks
Rehauls to the end and nether
Massive dungeons to explore
Proximity chat for in-game communication
No land claims, /tpa, /home, etc.
1000+ Custom Advancements
Active community and staff members

Want to join?

Join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

FAQ

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, everything is server-side, so you can jump straight into the server without needing any mods.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items and biomes with unique effects.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

A: There is no specific limit, but the server may have a cap based on its capacity.

Q: Can I communicate with other players in-game?

A: Yes, there is proximity chat available for in-game communication.

Q: How do I explore the massive dungeons on the server?

A: You can spend hundreds of hours exploring the massive dungeons on the server.

Q: Are there any special features in the end and nether?

A: Yes, there are huge rehauls to the end and nether to keep you entertained.

Tropical Sands 1.20.1

1.20.1, beach activities, beach atmosphere, beach culture in Brazil, beach destinations, beach experience, beach relaxation, beach scenery, beach tourism, beach travel., Beach Vibes, Beach Weather, beaches in Brazil, Brazilian beach lifestyle, Brazilian beach resorts, Brazilian beaches, Brazilian coastline, Brazilian vacation spots, sands, sandy shores, sun and sand, Tropical, Tropical beaches

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9948	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Dude, forget about Brazilian beaches, have you heard about this Minecraft server where the sand is made of diamonds and the water is pure lava? Join now for the ultimate beach experience, where you can mine for treasure and swim in fiery pits of doom! Who needs real beaches when you can have this insane virtual paradise? Get ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills tested to the max!