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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 940 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4128 |
Emeralds Found: | 9940 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
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