DementiaBindiBan Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects everyone’s rights, even if they can’t consent to playing? Look no further than our server! We don’t discriminate based on cognitive abilities or bindi-wearing status.

Join us for a wild time where even the most confused and distressed players can have a blast. Our staff may be Hindu, but don’t worry, they won’t be putting any red dots on your forehead without your permission.

Come join the fun and leave your worries at the door (or on your forehead, if that’s your thing). We promise not to suspend you for reporting any questionable behavior – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft a safe space for all, no matter their cognitive state.

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	645104
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	6631	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	887	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3637	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Emeralds Found:	9438	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7225	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Potions Brewed:	156	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	325

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	1638
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Love Letters Sent:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!