Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3511
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	3913	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	176	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	210
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Animals Bred:	132
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8691	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magic Items Found:	8036	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Potions Brewed:	57	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.