DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Mines Excavated:	1962
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	692
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	226	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Farms Harvested:	954	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3833	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	69	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	950	Emeralds Found:	6805
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Items Found:	4829
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	678259	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	6646	Animals Bred:	174
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Towns Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!