Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Dragons Tamed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Gods Slained: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Void Gems Collected: 38 Mines Excavated: 4436

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

    TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

    Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

    Hacking the admin /free

    Admin Truly

    Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

    [Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

    https://trulymc.easydonate.ru/

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

    Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Villages Defended: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

    Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

    Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9467
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

    Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Chimeras Created: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Farms Harvested: 311
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • My Back Minecraft SMP

    My Back Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

    Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

    Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

    But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

    Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn
    Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Crops Grown: 1561
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

    But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

    2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

    3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

    4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Dub City Minecraft Server

    Dub City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

    Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Towns Built: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Enchantments Applied: 105
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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