Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
1. Our server is home to the legendary player “Deku,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it that his power level is over 9000!
2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate its deadly traps and challenges.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk! He’s not very good at blowing up, but he sure knows how to tell a good joke.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and flying pigs along the way.
