| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8816 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6664 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4039 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3493 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 6364 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 1064 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 873 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 169 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 297 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8641 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Animals Bred: | 200 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 132 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4655 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3208 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 111 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9196 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3832 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9393 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9771 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3459 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4245 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 753 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 151 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 120 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8513 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8448 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 287 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 307 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
