so, like, you wanna join a minecraft server that is like, totally off the rails, mate? well, let me tell ya, this server is so insane, it makes australian universities look like they’re awarding degrees to students who can’t even spell their own names!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make your head spin faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of koalas on a sugar rush, always up to some shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to speak proper english yourself!

join us if you dare, but be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked faster than you can say “g’day, mate!” so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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