Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UberCraft: No Random Homes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockHeadzCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Items Found:	2135	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Gazde Survival

Adventure Exploration Community Collaboration Quests Events Resources Building Economy Wealth Protection Plugins Contests Themed nights Biomes Landscapes Mountains Caves Beaches Creativity, Economy, PvP, Survival

-> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

-> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

-> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

-> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

-> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

-> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WispRP

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Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

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BetterBusinesses <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/height-lies/">Server</a>

BetterBusinesses Server Overview

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Join our Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
TikTok	Follow us on TikTok
Patreon	Support us on Patreon

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Thank you for being part of our community!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I run any kind of business on the server?	Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players?	Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
Can I hire employees for my business?	Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?	While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Baby Bump Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

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come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty AI Instructions

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

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Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
🔧 Server Version: 1.21
🎮 Vanilla World Features:
No world border Various recipe add-ons for enhancing vanilla experience High-end hardware for lag-free experience

What Astros Reach has to offer:

Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
Free community-use creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: When was Astros Reach established?

A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

Q: What version is the server currently running?

A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

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Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dimension Hops:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3684

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.