DegenerateCraft: Where normies suffer in a hilarious environment!

ambitious, build trenches, COMEBACK, DegenerateCraft, economic change, Environment, environment degeneration, family wealth, generational wealth, hilarious, land depletion, left behind, make money, millions, normies, political change, power structures, safe neighborhood, Shovels, society collapse, suffer, trust fund, wealth acquisition

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4398	Dragon Eggs Found:	8796
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency that matters is cold hard diamonds! Forget about politics and economics, it’s all about building your wealth and power in this cutthroat world.

Join now and embark on a journey to become the richest player in the server. Your family’s legacy depends on it – if you don’t make millions, it’s game over for you! Build trenches, mine for diamonds, and watch out for rival players trying to steal your fortune.

But be warned, the land is already stripped bare of resources, so you’ll have to use your wits and cunning to survive. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.

Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, doctor’s orders, dosage, Drugstore, healing, health, Healthcare, Instructions, medication, Medicine, Mupill, pharmaceuticals, pharmacy, pill, Prescription, Recovery, refill, side effects, Take the mupill, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	115	Animals Bred:	170
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!

PantsBlockParty

body type, Buy, fit, Friend, hurt, Insecurities, insecurities playing, Jealousy, measurements, ONLINE, online thrifting, pants, PantsBlockParty, price, reasonable, sale, smaller, smaller fit, stranger, try on, Unique

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pants are the ultimate currency! Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect pair of pants that will fit your blocky character like a glove.

We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.

But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?

Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?

UnderratedVoyage – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, culture, Destination, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must visit, Off the beaten path, off the grid, smp, tourism, travel, travel advice, travel inspiration, travel recommendations, travel tips, Underrated, underrated destinations, underrated travel spots, UnderratedVoyage, Unique, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most underrated place you’ve never heard of but need to visit ASAP! Like seriously, this server is like a hidden gem in the Minecraft world, full of crazy adventures and wacky characters.

I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.

CraftyConspiracyTheory

Accepted, BELIEF, biggest theory, Certainty, completely true, consensus, conviction, CraftyConspiracyTheory, Established, evidence based, fact, firm belief, Hypothesis, philosophy, Principle, PROVEN, Science, Truth, Undeniable, unshakable, unwavering

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Animals Bred:	189	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!

Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Cheaters, Civilization, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, ISOLATION, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof access, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Skip the night, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!
• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

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If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Lumber Jack’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Aki, Asa, chainsaw man, character analysis, Character development, death, Demons, Denji, emotional depth, errors, Hero, JACKS, love, Lumber, Manga, Nayuta, power, Protection, Realm, shonen jump, sister, Tragedy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Potions Brewed:	96
Emeralds Found:	2940	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	101926
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of Denji’s constant fails, come join our Minecraft server! We may not have chainsaws for arms like Denji, but we do have epic protection plugins to keep your builds safe. Plus, we love Asa, Nayuta, Aki, and Power more than Denji ever could! So why settle for a hero who can’t protect anything when you can join us and be part of a community that actually cares? Join now and leave Denji’s drama behind!

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	99
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1764
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mines Excavated:	1252
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3149	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	96
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchantments Applied:	76

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!

CraftyRetaliationEU

CraftyRetaliationEU, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, EU, european union, global market, Goods, import/export, international trade, negotiations, political tensions, potential conflict, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade policies, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	59
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

TheOasis

application, collaborate, Community, Discord, Enhance, Events, facebook, grow, Interact, kick, Launch, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Stream, Streamer, Support, TheOasis, tiktok, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	New Chunks Explored:	517169
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

TheOasis SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP Server
Target Audience	Streamers of all sizes on all platforms
Age Requirement	18 years old or older
Server Experience	Mostly vanilla server with some mods
Launch Date	End of February 2025

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I apply to join TheOasis SMP server?

A: If you are an active streamer, simply share your streaming links. If you are new or returning to streaming, answer some simple questions through the application form provided.

Q: What platforms are supported for streamers on TheOasis SMP server?

A: All platforms including Twitch, Kick, TikTok, Facebook, and more are welcome.

Q: Will there be events hosted on the server for members?

A: Yes, events will be organized for members to come together and have a good time.

Q: How can I join TheOasis SMP Discord?

A: You can join TheOasis SMP Discord through the provided link: https://discord.com/invite/xsNkeJm9v9

Ethereal Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, bruce jenner, discrimination, donald trump, Ellen Page, Ethereal, gender, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, national day, queer, Realms, Transgender, washroom

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP

free-spirit, independent, individualistic, Minecraft, neutral, Nonbinary, nonconformist, open-minded, SlyFoxUnlabeled, smp, unaffiliated, unaligned, unallied, unassigned, unattached, unbranded, unclassified, uncommitted, Unconventional, undecided, undefined, untagged

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!