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DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	166

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Animals Bred:	172
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7912	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crops Grown:	7639	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Items Found:	6546
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	3045	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	127	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Votes:	5887

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Star Shards Collected:	261
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ores Mined:	2864	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3