DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Server Members	350 (550 total members)

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

Is Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	New Chunks Explored:	119377
Falling into the Void:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

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Server IP	mcevolution.org
Java Version	1.20.4

What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

FAQ

How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchantments Applied:	98
New Chunks Explored:	768091	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

Android, Android devices, android vs. iOS, app development, Ios, iOS devices, Minecraft, mobile app compatibility, mobile applications, mobile device compatibility., mobile devices, mobile operating system, mobile platform, mobile software, mobile technology, operating system comparison, Smartphone, smartphone operating systems, smp, software, tech devices, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7501	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

approach, Behavior, Beliefs, CHANGE, compassion, culture, Empathy, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Life, lifechanger.., mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, norms, perspective, progress, Reflection, smp, society, transformation, VALUES

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

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Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

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Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

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Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

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🌿Echo Land🌿

✨ Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

Java Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
Bedrock Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
	Port: 19132

🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

Battle passes and unique challenges.
Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
Optimized XP and resource farms.
Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
Zero lag and protection for your builds.
Active players and an impressive lobby.

📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3221
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

3D concert, BLOCK, charms, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Drop Pop Candy, Hime, LIA, Lia For Sale, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, Mint, outfit merch, Party, phase connect, pins, pippa, PRINTS, Server, SPWN, Summer Camp merch, tenma, Tenshi outfit, Uruka, VOD suggestions

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, hindsight, Insight, LAUGH, learn, learning, learning from failure, life lessons, mistake, MistakeCraft, mistakes are opportunities, moving forward, overcoming challenges, personal development, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success, valuable lesson, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyLaughsMC

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MotherRussiaCraft

activism, children, Demand, demobilization, empowerment, families, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, love, Military, MotherRussiaCraft, MOTHERS, Peace, protest, russia, Russian soldiers, solidarity, Support, Unity, War, Wives

come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	9941
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.