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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3469
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	53	Villages Defended:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8232	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Towns Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1852
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2187	Zombie Dances:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	77
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	624	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Emeralds Found:	6749	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Crops Grown:	1717	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	615	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3