| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2329 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9054 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9635 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3094 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6898 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3251 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1448 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7216 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 28546 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7149 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3833 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 151 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 529 |
| Potions Brewed: | 64 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5219 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4829 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 269 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9827 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 80 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6151 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2567 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 37 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6478 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 648 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7974 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 199 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1504 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 135 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 144 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5647 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 473 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
