DefendCraft SMP: Was it Self? | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	3390
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	190429	Mines Excavated:	4288
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2162	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Farms Harvested:	982

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Potions Brewed:	45	Star Shards Collected:	224
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	235	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Items Found:	3666	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	2852
Magic Items Found:	7718	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4121
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	3241
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Dragon Eggs Found:	7296	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.