come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops: 2 Ores Mined: 3935
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Runes Activated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY