| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7200 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 286 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4098 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1738 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Votes: | 3851 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 5355 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4040 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8020 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7837 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 7699 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2141 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2257 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8468 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 220 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1561 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4837 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2199 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1800 | Farms Harvested: | 324 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4097 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4941 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 21 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6972 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4230 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3637 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7793 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7234 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8041 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5076 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 865 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
