| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3402 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7738 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1423 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3565 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3185 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 223 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6990 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8971 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2244 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9689 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2493 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 127 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2808 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3301 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5663 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 70 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3500 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2860 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7582 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 8640 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3691 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
