Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 637066 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Emeralds Found: 1334 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Magic Items Found: 4683 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8376
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Mines Excavated: 3025
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 4704
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MenacePixelmon

    MenacePixelmon

    Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

    Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net  Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7670
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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