Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

    The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

    Stinky SMP Overview:

    Server Version 1.20.1 and updating
    Server Emphasis Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
    Performance Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
    Server Features Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

    FAQ:

    Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

    Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

    The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

    Can I suggest new features for the server?

    Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

    What is the performance like on the server?

    The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

    How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

    The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

    What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

    The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Star Shards Collected: 238
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because on our server, the devs have taken artificial scarcity to a whole new level! Want diamonds? Good luck finding them because we’ve hidden them all in secret underground caves guarded by lava-spewing dragons. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper instead, right?

    Join our server for the thrill of the hunt, the challenge of survival, and the satisfaction of finally finding that elusive block of obsidian after hours of searching. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize the land.

    So if you’re up for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and the occasional exploding sheep, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft world out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP

    Seattle Asian Baddies Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Asian baddies ready to take over the virtual world! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance with our pixelated hotties. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness

    SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness
    Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 135359 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AutoCraft: The Future Server

    AutoCraft: The Future Server
    come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ores Mined: 3398
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ntl-paperMC.net

    ntl-paperMC.net

    Features: – A fresh server with a truly epic world generation! Come join us in making this an even more, one-of-a-kind, epic world! – Semi-Vanilla Survival, Normal Difficulty, Vanilla Spawn Rates, Nerfed Hunger Rates, PVP Toggle – Squaremap: play.ntl-papermc.net:8080 (Primary) – Dynmap – Silkspawners_V2- Grief Prevention & Land Claim (New players can earn up to 100k+ from playtime, buy more from the server cash shop or earn more from rewards!) – New Players Start with 3x /sethomes. – Server-Wide Player Trades. – Multiverse- Resource Worlds – EssentialsX – Server Cash Shop, Vote Reward Shop, earn server money and claimblocks, for playtime alone and more! Featured w/ Vault. – Huge Awesome World Gen and an upcoming server! All With Fast Speeds! – Runs 1.20.1 and supports clients up to at least 1.21.1!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Crops Grown: 1651 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 268

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • No Voter Minecraft Server

    No Voter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright insane server you will ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of Minecraft trivia. If you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to voting and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Farms Harvested: 360
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1258 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 152 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Emeralds Found: 7614
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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