Deep Season but watch out for creeper hugs {SMP} {Java} {17+}

1.20.6, 1.21 features, Active players, age 17+, Bluemap, chill environment, Community, cool things, creeper, deep, Fabric, Fresh Map, Hermitcraft-like, hugs, java, Kindness, lag-free experience, minimal downtime, No Griefing, performance addons, premium VPS, rules, Season, smp, Structures, US WEST, vanilla tweaks, watch

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	183

New Minecraft Servers

Deep Season Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6
Modifications	A few vanilla tweaks datapacks Dungeons and Taverns datapack Access to 1.21 features Proximity voice chat Bluemap
Rules	Minimum age: 17 No bigotry No griefing, duping, cheating
Server Location	US West

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord for all the information and server IP.

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

A: Only client side QOL mods are allowed, no cheating or game-breaking mods.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement?

A: The minimum age to join is 17, with most members being between 19-21 years old.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: Contact a moderator or admin on our discord server with evidence of the rule violation.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: The server runs on a premium VPS in US West to ensure minimal downtime and a lag-free experience.

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	98	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	434419
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	4350
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9848
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	241
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	5572	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	182
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.