| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3613 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5662 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2825 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2140 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 155 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4249 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 124 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Potions Brewed: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8345 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 514383 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8665 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5616 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 661 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 247 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 157 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2412 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9028 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Enchantments Applied: | 109 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6745 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8375 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2605 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Emeralds Found: | 9350 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 53 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5972 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5952 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7286 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 686 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Votes: | 4430 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 158 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 608 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8801 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
