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CraftyCrafterz: Ultimate Creation

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4010	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Is it the wheel? Nah. Is it fire? Pfft, please. It’s obviously our Minecraft server! Why waste time with boring old inventions when you can join our server and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil llamas? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server. So come on, join us and show the world that the true greatest invention is Minecraft!

LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

10.5B, arms deal, Baltic states, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, economic assistance, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, military aid, military equipment, military spending, military support, national security, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, Urgent Package

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Votes:	7004	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!

join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!

plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

CraftyPutin2020

ABANDON, Accountability, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, Legal, Political, prosecution, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

ChaosCraft 2025: Devs Gone Wild

2025, Artificial Intelligence, chaos engineering, ChaosCraft, computer science, developers, devs, Digital World, Experiment, Future, futuristic, glitch, innovation, Life, nuts, patch notes, programming, proof of concept, Reality, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, Wild

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	4051
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

lol come join our minecraft server where the devs are straight up trolling us with their chaos engineering experiments. like, they must have been eating too many enchanted golden apples or something cuz things are getting WILD.

one time, a creeper spawned in the middle of a dance party and started breakdancing with a skeleton. it was like a weird minecraft version of step up.

another time, someone tried to build a house out of cake and it turned into a giant gingerbread man that terrorized the server.

if you wanna experience the most bonkers minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join our server. who needs normal when you can have chaos? come join us and be a part of the madness.

Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

Acetaminophen, adhd, Adventure, association, children, Daughters, DEVELOPING, exposure, higher, likelihood, maternal health, Medical research, Mommys, MOTHERS, neurodevelopmental disorder, pain-relief drug, Paracetamol, pharmaceuticals, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prescription medication, Risk

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	159	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

HavenSMP

Application Process, collaboration, Community, configuration changes, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, Friendly, hardware maintenance., HavenSMP, Mature, Mechanics, Optimization, pay to win, Performance, quality-driven, respectful, smp, strong community, Transparent, Vanilla, well-moderated

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Haven SMP
Server Location	Europe, Netherlands
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival]
Discord	https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
Launch date	21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1

Description: Haven SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server built around providing a near-vanilla experience with solid performance. Our goal is to maintain the core mechanics of the game while fostering a friendly and engaging environment for dedicated players. We take the quality of our community seriously. Our application process is thorough, ensuring that the players we onboard contribute to a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. The 18+ requirement is non-negotiable—we aim for a mature, respectful player base that values collaboration and long-term engagement. We use Fabric with optimization mods to keep performance smooth without altering gameplay. You can follow tutorials and build confidently, knowing that mechanics will work as expected. There are no pay-to-win features—everyone plays on equal terms. Any support for the server is optional and rewarded with cosmetic perks only. We also provide regular updates on server costs, hardware maintenance, and any configuration changes to keep things transparent. If you’re looking for a well-moderated, quality-driven Minecraft server with a strong community, Haven SMP might be the place for you.

Rules: See Discord!

Server Hardware

CPU	Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
RAM	24 GB DDR4
Storage	512GB NVMe SSD

Virtual Vibe Land 1.21

#videogames, Cash, fanbase, gig job, hate, hololive, Land, meme, MODEL, Personality, read aloud, reason, Sana, simps, Skimming, spot, Stream, Strengths, stupid, tits, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	60
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Bro, forget about all that drama and join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any Vtubers here, just a bunch of cool players building epic stuff together.

Reasons to join? Well, first of all, we have the best pixelated landscapes you’ll ever see. It’s like walking into a virtual dream world, but with creepers.

Secondly, our community is lit AF. We’re all about having a good time, cracking jokes, and just enjoying the game. No drama, just pure fun.

And lastly, we have the dankest memes this side of the Nether. Seriously, if you’re into meme culture, you’ll feel right at home here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together. See you there, bro!

GrannysSecretRecipe Minecraft Server

aita, brother’s birthday, Drama, family heirloom, family recipe, family tradition, generational recipe, generations, GrannysSecretRecipe, Guilt, immediate family, Minecraft, privacy, refusal, secret recipe, selfish, sentimental, Server, sharing, sister-in-law, special cake recipe, Stubborn

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of family drama over secret cake recipes? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our community is all about sharing the love of cake without the guilt trip. No more arguments with sister-in-laws or guilt trips from brothers – just pure, unadulterated cake fun!

On our server, you can bake and share as many cakes as your heart desires, without anyone telling you it’s selfish to keep a family recipe to yourself. Plus, we have a special feature where you can create your own secret recipes and keep them safe from prying eyes.

So come join us and let’s bake some virtual cakes together, because life’s too short to argue over dessert recipes!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, controversy, decision, Drama, family, groom, important, love, Marriage, moment, pregnancy announcement, Respect, selfish, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never steal your thunder like the bride’s sister did in this crazy story! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with love, family, and absolutely no surprise pregnancy announcements during speeches.

We understand the importance of keeping the focus on the couple (or yourself, if you’re single and ready to mingle with some virtual blocks). Our server is a drama-free zone, unlike that sister who just couldn’t resist making a scene at the wedding.

So come join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where you can build your own world without any unwanted family news interruptions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SceneStealerMC SMP

all time, beloved movies, best scenes, Cinema, cinematic magic, classic movies, favorite films, Favorite movie scene, film, film fanatics, greatest scenes, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movie buffs, must-see scenes, SceneStealerMC, smp, top choices, top movie moments, Top Picks, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5851	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	1853

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest movie scene reenactments ever! Like, one time we built a giant Titanic ship and reenacted the scene where Jack and Rose are like “I’m flying, Jack!” But instead of flying, they were riding on pigs and chickens, it was so hilarious! And another time, we recreated the Avengers battle scene, but with villagers and creepers fighting each other, it was chaos but so much fun!

So if you want to be part of the most insane movie scene reenactments in Minecraft history, join our SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s a total blast!

PixelPseudoscience

astrology, data manipulation, Deception, fake science, false claims, fraud, Manipulation, Misinformation, PixelPseudoscience, pseudo statistics, pseudoscience, scam, statistical astrology, statistical bias, statistical deception, statistical fallacies, statistical fraud, statistical manipulation, statistical misinformation, statistics, unreliable predictions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1299
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of being scammed by fake statistics and astrology readings? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. Our server is scientifically proven to increase your luck by 1000% and boost your intelligence by 200%. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, Professor Fluffykins, who holds a PhD in Minecraftology. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unlock your true potential!

Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

acknowledge, Attack, Conflict, controversy, Crafty, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, president, putin, Putins, relations, russia, SECURITY, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3058	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Farms Harvested:	880

come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!

BatVirusCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

So, like, if you wanna escape the real world drama and chaos, come join our Minecraft server! We got a new virus in the game called the Chinese bat virus, and it’s causing a stir among the players! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games. Join us and see if you can survive the bat apocalypse while building epic structures and battling other players. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come on and join the madness!

Eggstraordinary Chicken Craft

biology, chicken, Craft, Development, Egg, eggstraordinary, embryo, farm animals, fertilization, genetic material, Hatchling, Incubation, ingredients, life cycle, nutrition, Offspring, ovum, Poultry, protein, Reproduction, shell, yolk

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	950264
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so, like, this server is like an egg, man. it’s got all the ingredients to make you a chicken, but, like, in Minecraft. join this server and watch as you hatch into a beautiful chicken, ready to take on the world of blocks and creepers. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground chicken fight club where you can battle it out with other players for the title of Chicken Champion. join now and let the yolks fly!

TrippyCraft: Feelings Matter

bad trips, coping mechanisms, difficult emotions, Emotional healing, emotional intensity, emotional processing, emotional resilience., emotional wellbeing, feelings, Guilt, intense feelings, matter, mental health, personal growth, processing emotions, psychedelic experiences, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic use, self reflection, study, TrippyCraft, wellbeing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	243692
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u go on a wild psychedelic trip every time u log in. but get this, the more difficult and intense the trip, the better it is for u! like, u gotta process all these crazy emotions and feelings while building ur world and fighting off mobs. it’s like therapy but with creepers and endermen. join us and see how well u can handle the bad trips and guilt, cuz that’s where the real fun begins. come for the blocks, stay for the mind-bending experiences. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Players:	107/700	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1