DecadeDwellers Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.

3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyKidsDrugFree

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8206
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

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so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

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so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7023
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	131
Potions Brewed:	169	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Star Shards Collected:	172
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ores Mined:	9138	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyHubbyCutback

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Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	242829	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!