Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers sing show tunes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it! Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an entire castle made out of cake and got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be careful of the exploding rainbow sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Towns Built: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 452 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Enchantments Applied: 169

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Runes Activated: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ores Mined: 7677 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Villages Defended: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 285 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 344
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Villages Defended: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Crops Grown: 9043

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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