so, like, u know how u always tryna find a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and cray cray? well, look no further cuz THIS server is where it’s at, fam!

lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.

join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY