DebianCraft: CrowdStrike’s Secret Minecraft Server

Breach, Bug Fix, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrikes, cyber attack, cyber defense, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, debian, DebianCraft, incident response, it security, Linux distribution, Minecraft, network security, Rocky Linux, secret, SECURITY, Server, software, software update, system compromise, threat detection, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Void Armor Forged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u always tryna find a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and cray cray? well, look no further cuz THIS server is where it’s at, fam!

lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.

join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	8862	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	293	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Divine Spears Created:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	328843	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchantments Applied:	59
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Villages Defended:	12

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	2477	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	48
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1329	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	180	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4