Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who took the last diamond in the chest? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a literal tranny who thought Harris won at the debate! And if that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – maybe a llama will start a revolution or a chicken will become the new mayor. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
New Chunks Explored: 655545 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Emeralds Found: 1107 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY