So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

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  • Bloom SMP

    Bloom SMP
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IPplay.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions1.9 – 1.21.4
    Features:
    Anti-griefing
    Cross play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

    Bloom SMP FAQ
    Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
    Q: What versions can I join on?A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
    Q: Is there a Discord server?A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
    Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

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  • CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP
    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

    And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

    But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • BotDisclosureCraft

    BotDisclosureCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools

    CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools
    so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, bro? well listen up, cuz dis server is lit AF. like, in January, Norway EV share was like 96% or sumthin. and guess who topped the list? frickin Toyota, man. but Tesla, oh man, Tesla was slumping so hard. like, they couldn’t even keep up, ya know? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more poppin’ than Tesla on a bad day, then u gotta join us, cuz we’re like the Toyota of minecraft servers, yo. come join the fun and be part of the madness, bro.

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  • Moon Canyon Chaos

    Moon Canyon Chaos
    Come join our server, where the moon’s grand canyons were actually formed by a giant chicken throwing rocks from the sky! Yes, you heard right, a chicken! And it only took 10 minutes! If you want to experience the chaos of a poultry-induced geological event, then this is the place for you! Build your own chicken coop and watch out for falling rocks! Join now for a clucking good time!

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