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  • CleanCraft Minecraft Server

    CleanCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

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    MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition
    Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

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  • Memory Mouse Madness

    Memory Mouse Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

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  • AscendMC

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    Welcome to AscendMC, a survival experience where you shape your own path. Build and expand towns, forge alliances, and trade in a dynamic economy. Solve puzzles, take on unique challenges, and explore a world filled with adventure. Whether you prefer peaceful progression or friendly competition, there’s something for every playstyle. With PvE, PvP, and Java & Bedrock support, the journey is yours to choose!

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  • SkyCubeNetwork

    SkyCubeNetwork

    Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

    Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

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